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I've got friends who are so ashy, I feel like I need to carry around a fire extinguisher in case they burst into flames from all the friction.
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I asked my friend for some lotion, and they handed me a bottle of olive oil. I'm moisturizing, not making a salad!
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I tried giving my ashy friend a hug, and it was like hugging a cactus. Note to self: carry moisturizer at all times.
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If ashy were an Olympic sport, some people would be gold medalists. They've got that dry skin endurance, you know?
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I saw someone so ashy the other day, I thought they were auditioning for a role in a desert survival documentary.
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You're so ashy; even the Sahara Desert called and asked for skincare tips.
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You know you're so ashy when you high-five someone and leave behind a chalk outline.
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You're so ashy; I bet you leave behind a trail of skin flakes wherever you go. It's like your own personal breadcrumb trail.
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I once saw someone so ashy, they were trying to apply lotion with a paint roller. It was like they were renovating their skin.
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