5 Jokes For Yellow Pages

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: May 22 2025

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The Paranoid Conspiracy Theorist

Believing the yellow pages is a government surveillance tool
My conspiracy theorist neighbor thinks the yellow pages are watching us. He said, "I bet they know I called the UFO hotline last night. They're probably filing that under 'Weirdos in Sector 7.'

The Tech-Savvy Teenager

The concept of a physical directory in the digital age
I tried to impress my tech-savvy teenager by showing them the yellow pages. They said, "That's cute, but can it order pizza with a voice command?

The Forgetful Dad

Searching for numbers in the yellow pages
My dad thinks the yellow pages are a magical book. He opens it, mumbles some words, and hopes the number he's looking for will appear like a genie granting wishes.

The Procrastinator

Using the yellow pages as a last resort
You know you're the king of procrastination when your idea of speed-dialing is reluctantly opening the yellow pages after trying to memorize the number for a week.

The Environmental Activist

Concerns about wasting paper with the yellow pages
People who still use the yellow pages are the real environmental villains. They're like, "Save the planet? Nah, I need a plumber, and I need it now!

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