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I have a joke about construction, but I'm still working on that one. Meanwhile, here's an x-ray joke!
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Did you hear about the skeleton who couldn't go to the party? He had no body to go with!
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Why did the x-ray technician marry a skeleton? Because he wanted a wife with a good backbone!
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I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough. Now I'm an x-ray technician because I need to know!
X-Ray Etiquette
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Getting an X-ray is a weird social experience. You're in a room, half-naked, trying to strike a pose like you're auditioning for a strange interpretive dance. Am I doing it right, doc? Is this the 'broken arm chic' you were looking for?
X-Ray Vision Problems
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You know, I tried to develop X-ray vision once. But every time I looked at myself in the mirror, I just ended up diagnosing myself with a severe case of too much pizza.
X-Ray Conspiracy
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I think X-rays are part of a secret government conspiracy. They tell us it's for medical purposes, but I'm pretty sure they're just scanning us to see if we're secretly aliens. I mean, how else do you explain probing your insides with invisible rays?
X Marks the Spot
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Ever notice how X-rays are like treasure maps for doctors? They're just looking for that elusive X that marks the spot where you banged your knee on the coffee table trying to do a ninja kick.
X-Ray Superpowers
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I asked the doctor if the X-ray would give me superpowers. He said, No, but it might reveal that you've been hiding a third nipple. Well, that's disappointing. I was hoping for the ability to find my keys without turning my living room upside down.
X-Ray Fashion Police
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Getting an X-ray is like a fashion show for your skeleton. The technician looks at the images and goes, Oh, darling, your femur is so last season. Tibia is the new black!
X-Ray Logic
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I don't get X-rays. They tell you to hold still, but the machine sounds like it's about to blast off to the moon. It's like, Stay perfectly still while we summon a rocket ship into the room.
X-Ray Selfies
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I tried taking an X-ray selfie once. Turns out, my phone doesn't have the skeleton filter. Now I just have a weird picture of my lunch and a confused radiologist wondering why there's a sandwich in my stomach.
X-Ray Wisdom
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They say an X-ray can reveal your hidden truths. Well, after mine, the doctor told me, You have a heart of gold. I said, Doc, that's not a medical diagnosis. That's just a compliment. But thanks!
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