4 Jokes For Wrong Side Of The Bed

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Updated on: Jun 30 2024

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You ever notice how your alarm clock is in cahoots with the wrong side of the bed? It's like they have a secret alliance against your happiness. The alarm clock is the instigator, and the bed is the muscle. They team up, and every morning it's a coordinated attack on
So, you wake up on the wrong side of the bed, narrowly escape the perils of your morning routine, and now it's time for breakfast. But oh no, the universe isn't done with you yet.
You open the fridge, and it's like it knows you're having a bad day. All
You ever wake up feeling like you picked the wrong side of the bed? I mean, who knew there were sides to the darn thing, right? I thought it was just a rectangle. But no, according to my bed, I'm making a political statement every morning.
So, I wake up
So, I've been told I woke up on the wrong side of the bed one too many times. Apparently, it's a thing. But let me tell you, it's not just a metaphorical danger; it's a physical one too.
When you wake up on the wrong side, suddenly everything becomes a

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