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The Conspiracy Theorist
Believes there's always a hidden agenda behind every question.
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I asked my conspiracy theorist buddy, "What's the square root of 144?" He said, "The government doesn't want us to know." Apparently, math is a secret code to unlock Area 51.
The Literal Interpreter
Takes everything literally and provides answers based on literal interpretation.
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I told my literal friend to break a leg before his performance. He showed up with crutches. I should've been more specific about the theatrical idiom.
The Perpetual Confuser
Always gets confused and gives the wrong answer, even to the simplest questions.
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I told my neighbor I was on a seafood diet. He said, "Really? What's your favorite dish?" I replied, "Red Lobster." Confusion level: Expert.
The Overconfident Know-It-All
Always thinks they have the right answer, even when they don't.
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My cousin is so overconfident; he once argued that 2 + 2 equals 22. I said, "Dude, that's not math; that's just ordering pizza for four people.
The Ultimate Procrastinator
Delays answering and then provides a completely unrelated response.
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Tried to get a quick answer from my procrastinator roommate: "Who won the World Series this year?" He says, "I'll check and let you know next season." I guess I'll follow baseball by the calendar from now on.
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