5 Jokes For Wrapping Paper

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 13 2024

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Anti-Wrapping Activist

Hates wrapping gifts and protests against it
I've started a new movement called 'Naked Gifting.' No, it's not what you think! It's about giving gifts without any wrapping. Trust me, it's liberating for both the gift and the giver.

Last Minute Wrapper

Always procrastinating until the very last moment to wrap gifts
My wrapping speed is directly proportional to the clock ticking. The faster I need to wrap, the more the paper ends up looking like modern art. 'Oh, that squiggle? It's the abstract representation of your present.'

Re-Gifter Extraordinaire

Masterful at re-using wrapping materials
I've turned re-gifting into an art form. People don't even notice that the wrapping paper has the faint impression of 'Happy Birthday' from three years ago. It's the gift that keeps on giving... back!

Over-Enthusiastic Wrapper

Over-the-top enthusiasm for wrapping gifts
My friends call me the Wrap Whisperer. I can tell the size and shape of a gift just by touching the wrapping paper. 'Oh, this feels like a pair of socks... and a weirdly shaped mug!'

The Perfectionist Wrapper

Obsessive perfectionism while wrapping gifts
I'm so precise with my wrapping, I've made a discovery: It's not tape that holds the world together; it's my gift-wrapping skills. Elon Musk wants to hire me for the next rocket launch.

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