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The Recycler
Reusing old wrapping paper
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Ever receive a gift from me and think, "Wait, didn't I give this exact same wrapping paper to you last year?" Yep, that's the magic of recycling. It's not laziness; it's sustainability with a side of nostalgia.
The Overzealous Gift Wrapper
Using too much tape
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My motto is, "When in doubt, tape it out!" Seriously, my friends had to start giving me gift cards just to avoid the hours-long process of unwrapping my creations. I'm single-handedly keeping the tape industry alive.
The Gift Wrapper at the Department Store
Dealing with awkwardly shaped items
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One day, someone hands me a gift that looks like it was designed by Picasso on a bender. I asked, "Is this a present or modern art?" It's so abstract; I'm not even sure which side is up. I just hope they appreciate the avant-garde touch.
The Last-Minute Wrapper
Racing against the clock
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My friends have started to accept gifts from me with a knowing smile, like, "Ah, the signature last-minute wrap. Classic." I tell them it adds an element of surprise—what's inside and whether it was wrapped in under two minutes.
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