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I tried wrapping a present with my eyes closed. Let's just say, it's the thought that counts!
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My friend asked me to wrap his sandwich. I guess that makes me a sub-wrapper!
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I asked the gift wrapper if he could do magic. He said, 'Sure, watch me make this disappear under paper!
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What did the enthusiastic present say? 'Wrap it up, I can't wait to surprise someone!
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What's a procrastinator's favorite way to wrap gifts? Last-minute wrapping paper!
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I tried wrapping a burrito, but it just fell apart. I guess I need a wrap-tutorial!
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Gift wrapping should have warning labels: 'May cause excessive paper cuts and sudden fits of rage.' It's like a high-stakes game of 'Will this corner fold or flop?'
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Every time I try to wrap a present, I end up using enough tape to secure a spaceship. Who knew sticking paper together required a degree in engineering?
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I've realized I have a unique talent - turning a roll of wrapping paper into a messy ball faster than you can say 'Merry Christmas!'
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Ever tried to use those decorative ribbons? They're like cats—determined to tangle themselves up into a knot that would make a sailor proud!
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I always thought wrapping gifts was a test of patience, but it turns out, it's an advanced course in origami where the instructions are in a language only Santa understands!
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My wrapping skills have reached a new level. I can make a rectangle look like it's auditioning for a role in a Picasso painting!
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You know you're getting older when your wrapping paper has more wrinkles than a Shar-Pei puppy!
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I've accepted my destiny—no matter how hard I try, my gifts will always have that 'rustic, handmade' charm. It's just my personal touch... or lack thereof!
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Wrapping gifts is like a battle between love and frustration. You start with a neat square, and suddenly, it looks like the aftermath of a paper tornado!
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