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Hyperactive Barista
Dealing with customers before their morning coffee
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I had a customer who was so wound up, he ordered an espresso and asked for a side of adrenaline. I told him, 'Sorry, we only serve caffeine-induced excitement here.'
Frantically Organized Event Planner
Dealing with last-minute changes at a wedding
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I had a bride who was so wound up about everything being perfect that she wanted to reschedule the wedding because the weather forecast said it might rain. I told her, 'Listen, if you can control the weather, we've got bigger problems to solve than a little rain on your big day.'
High-Strung Tour Guide
Leading a group of tourists who are more interested in selfies than historical facts
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I took my group to see this ancient monument, and they were more interested in finding the perfect filter than appreciating the architecture. I felt like saying, 'This place is thousands of years old, but sure, Valencia is nice too.'
Overly Energetic Personal Trainer
Trying to motivate someone who just woke up
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I told my personal trainer I wanted to get in shape, and he said, 'Great! Let's work on those abs!' I said, 'I was actually thinking more of the shape of a donut.'
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