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The Conspiracy Theorist
World Peace is a Secret Society and I'm Not Invited
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I found a manual titled "How to Achieve World Peace." Turns out, it's just a bunch of blank pages. Either it's a conspiracy, or the author forgot to fill it in. Typical.
The Cynical Bystander
World Peace is Like Finding a Unicorn in a Haystack
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They say, "Imagine all the people living in peace." I'm just trying to imagine all the people in my neighborhood remembering to pick up after their dogs. Let's start small, folks.
The Alien Observer
Deciphering Human Attempts at World Peace from Outer Space
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I overheard a human saying, "We need a global ceasefire." I'm thinking, "You guys are still trying to figure out 'love thy neighbor,' and now you want to tackle global ceasefire? Good luck with that, earthlings.
The Time-Traveling Historian
Attempting to Explain World Peace to People from the Past
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I told a group of medieval folks that in the future, there won't be any wars. They asked, "Then how will we settle disputes?" I said, "Rock-paper-scissors?" They laughed. I don't think they got the memo about peace.
The Optimistic Diplomat
Trying to Achieve World Peace in a World That Can't Agree on Pizza Toppings
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I told them, "Let's settle our differences with a giant group hug!" But then some leaders were worried about the logistics. Putin was like, "How do we handle the awkwardness when we have to let go?" And I'm like, "Buddy, if you can't let go, we're never going to achieve world peace!
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