10 Work Colleagues Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 23 2025

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Work colleagues are like emojis come to life. You have the smiling one, the grumpy one, and that one person who communicates solely through the poop emoji. We all know one.
There's always that one colleague who brings in homemade treats to share. You never know if it's a kind gesture or an attempt to poison us all. "Oh, brownies? Thanks, I'll just take the corner piece, you know, in case.
Work colleagues and coffee are in a serious competition. They both want to keep you awake, but only one of them understands personal space.
You ever try to leave the office discreetly, but the moment you stand up, everyone decides it's the perfect time for a group chat? It's like trying to escape a party without saying goodbye.
Have you ever noticed how meetings at work are like a game of Bingo? You sit there waiting for someone to say that one phrase you've got on your card, and when they do, you quietly celebrate without anyone noticing.
Working with colleagues is like being in a relationship without the benefits. You argue about who left the coffee pot on, but there's no makeup dinner to look forward to.
Every office has that one person who thinks the office kitchen is their own personal restaurant. They'll be microwaving fish on Monday, and you'll be questioning your life choices by Wednesday.
Work colleagues are a bit like WiFi signals. Some are strong and reliable, while others make you want to throw your laptop out the window. And then there's always that one person who's still using dial-up.
Have you ever tried to have a private conversation in the office? It's impossible. It's like trying to have a romantic dinner in the middle of a busy subway station. No secrets, just strange looks.
You ever notice how work colleagues are like a bag of assorted candies? Some are sweet, some are nutty, and then there's that one guy who's just plain hard to swallow.

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