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The Sweater Enthusiast
Explaining the sentimental value of woolen sweaters
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Wearing a woolen sweater is like having a portable hug all day. Until it starts shedding, and then it's more like a portable cat with a shedding problem.
The Sheep's Perspective
Being constantly mistaken for a cloud
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One day, a guy asked me if I could knit him a sweater. I said, "Buddy, I may have wool, but I'm not a walking knitting machine. Go to a craft store!
The Alpaca's Opinion
Feeling overshadowed by sheep's wool
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Sheep get all the attention with their woolly fame. Meanwhile, I'm here thinking, "I may not have the spotlight, but at least I don't have people counting me when they can't sleep.
The Shepherd's Dilemma
Trying to convince the sheep that haircuts are necessary
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I took my sheep to the salon, and the stylist said, "What kind of look are we going for?" I said, "The sheepish, but not too sheepish, look." The sheep left looking like a punk rock superstar.
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