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You ever notice how the term "woodwork" is thrown around like it's the ultimate hiding spot? "They came out of the woodwork!" I tried hiding there once, but all I found were some termites having a family reunion. Not the stealthiest place, I must say.
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Ever notice how when you have a problem, advice seems to come out of the woodwork? Everyone's a philosopher when you're dealing with an issue. It's like, "Oh, you have a leaky faucet? Well, in ancient times, they used to channel rainwater through hand-carved stone spouts." Thanks, history channel.
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Woodwork is like the ninja of the home. You never see it coming until it's there. I swear, I open a closet, and suddenly, it's like, "Surprise! I've been silently supporting your shelves for years." Thanks, woodwork, for being the silent hero we never knew we needed.
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I recently decided to do some woodworking myself. You know, just to connect with my inner craftsman. Let's just say, my attempt at a wooden coffee table looked more like abstract art. It's so avant-garde; people don't sit their coffee on it, they ponder its deeper meaning.
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I recently moved into an old house, and let me tell you, the woodwork in there has seen things. It's like a silent witness to the dramas of the past. I half expect it to start whispering, "You won't believe what happened in this room in 1952." If only walls – and woodwork – could talk.
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People always say things come out of the woodwork when there's trouble. I tested this theory by leaving a chocolate bar in my kitchen. Sure enough, ants emerged from the woodwork like they got VIP invitations to a cocoa-flavored party.
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You ever notice how when someone's trying to avoid you, they suddenly become experts at blending into the woodwork? It's like they've taken a crash course in camouflage. Well, joke's on them; I can still see you standing awkwardly by the potted plant.
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Woodwork is the unsung master of suspense in horror movies. You're sitting there, tense music playing, and suddenly, a creaky floorboard. You know something's about to go down. Forget the monsters; it's the ominous woodwork that's the real star.
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Woodwork is that one friend who always has your back but never gets the credit. I mean, we're all just living in a world held together by screws and nails, and woodwork is the unsung hero, like the supporting actor who never gets an award but steals the show.
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