7 Jokes For Wooden Leg

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Updated on: Aug 23 2024

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Why did the wooden leg go to school? It wanted to be a straight-A student!
I know someone with a wooden leg who's a fantastic dancer. He's got some serious 'timber' in his step!
Why did the wooden leg break up with the other leg? It couldn't stand the drama!
Why did the wooden leg go to therapy? It had deep-rooted issues!
I used to have a job collecting leaves, but I had to quit. They said I couldn't handle it anymore – I always had a 'twig' in my leg!
I asked the carpenter if he could make me a wooden leg. He refused, saying he couldn't 'stump' up the materials!
I tried to make a wooden leg out of recycled materials. It was an eco-friendly 'limb-up' project!

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