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Remember the golden tickets? Five lucky kids got them, but I can't help but think, "Willy, did you even do a background check on these kids?" I mean, Augustus Gloop fell into the chocolate river because he had no self-control. That's like hiring someone as a lifeguard who can't swim!
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Let's talk about the Oompa Loompas. What's their deal? I can't be the only one who thinks it's a bit sketchy. Wonka rescues them from Loompaland, brings them to the factory, and puts them to work. That's like bringing someone into your home and saying, "Hey, since you're here, could
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You guys remember Willy Wonka's chocolate factory? I always wondered about that place. I mean, it's a chocolate factory, not Area 51. It's like the Wonka version of Fort Knox. They've got these secrets, and I'm just over here like, "Dude, it's chocolate, not the formula for invisibility!" I imagine
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Everlasting Gobstoppers, the candy that never gets smaller. It's a dental nightmare! You're sucking on that thing, and your dentist is already planning a vacation to the Bahamas because he knows he's gonna need your money to fix the cavities. And can we talk about the flavor choices? Gobstoppers are
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