5 Women's Groups Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 19 2024

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Sisters in Stitches

When the knitting circle becomes a gossip ring.
Being part of "Sisters in Stitches" is like being in a spy movie, but instead of secret agents, we're just a bunch of ladies armed with knitting needles and a knack for eavesdropping. It's like James Bond meets Granny Yarnsplosion.

Yoga Warriors

When finding inner peace becomes an outer battle.
Joining "Yoga Warriors" is like signing up for a peaceful protest, but instead of picket signs, we have yoga mats, and instead of slogans, we express our discontent through perfectly executed sun salutations. It's like activism, but with more flexibility and less chanting.

Career Queens

When professional ambition collides with personal preferences.
I thought joining "Career Queens" would be empowering, but it turns out the only thing we're queen of is the company drama. It's like a boardroom meeting crossed with a reality TV show—complete with alliances, backstabbing, and the occasional PowerPoint presentation.

Moms Against Everything

When the PTA meeting turns into a battleground.
Being part of "Moms Against Everything" is like being in a support group where the only thing you're supporting is your own opinion. It's like a therapy session where everyone is the therapist.

Feminists for Hire

When equality becomes a competitive sport.
In "Feminists for Hire," the competition is so fierce; I heard they're introducing a feminist fantasy league. You draft your favorite feminist icons, and the points are based on how many times they shut down outdated gender norms. It's like football, but with less tackling and more fact-checking.

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