4 Jokes For Women Belong In The Kitchen

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Updated on: Apr 16 2025

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You know, someone once told me that "women belong in the kitchen." Now, at first, I thought, "Wow, what a relic from the past!" But then I realized, hey, the kitchen is where all the good stuff is, right? I mean, have you seen the variety of snacks in there? It's like a treasure trove of deliciousness. So, fellas, if anyone ever says that to you, just reply, "Well, someone's gotta guard the snacks, right?
I was thinking about the whole "women belong in the kitchen" thing, and I realized we need some equality in the kitchen. I mean, why should women have all the fun cooking? Fellas, it's time to embrace our inner chefs. But let's be honest; if we're in the kitchen, we'll probably order takeout. So, next time someone tries to pigeonhole women into the kitchen, just say, "Sure, but make room for the guys too. We're ordering pizza!
So, I heard the phrase "women belong in the kitchen" again. I thought, "Okay, let's see about that." I went home, took over the kitchen, and let me tell you, it was like a culinary revolution. I made a dish so good; even Gordon Ramsay would shed a tear. So, the next time someone drops that line, just remember, we're not just in the kitchen; we're taking it over, one delicious meal at a time.
I recently attended a cooking class, and the instructor said, "Women belong in the kitchen." I thought, "Okay, this is a cooking class, not a time machine to the 1950s." But here's the thing - I learned some valuable skills! I can now make a mean omelette. So, ladies, if anyone questions your place in the kitchen, just whip up an omelette so good they'll forget what year it is!

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