7 Jokes For Windows 95

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Updated on: Jul 18 2024

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I tried to make a joke about Windows 95, but even my computer said it was outdated!
I told my computer to be more assertive. Now it just says, 'Do you want to allow this program to make changes to your life?
I told my computer to be more positive. Now it just says 'OK' – Outlook and Keyboard problems!
Why was Windows 95 bad at playing hide and seek? Because it always wanted to be found in the recycle bin!
Why did the Windows 95 computer apply for a job? It wanted to 'excel' at something other than crashing!
I told my computer I wanted a break. It said, 'Sure, let's go back to Windows 95 – that was a great time for breaks!
Why did the Windows 95 computer start a gardening club? It wanted to 'root' for something other than system crashes!

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