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The Stand-Up Comedian Forced to Perform Outdoors
Trying to compete with the natural punchlines of wind turbines
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I tried to incorporate the wind turbine into my act. The audience loved it when I said, "My jokes are so bad, they could power a city. Thank you, renewable embarrassment!
The Wind Turbine Engineer
Balancing eco-friendliness and bird safety
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People complain about the noise from wind turbines, but have you ever tried living next to a snoring giant? At least turbines are saving the planet while keeping us up!
The Bird Advocate
A feathery vendetta against wind turbines
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Birds have conspiracy theories about wind turbines. They're convinced it's an avian audition for the next "Top Gun" movie. Goose was unavailable, so they hired a pelican.
The Neighbor Living Near Wind Turbines
Complaining about the noise, but secretly enjoying the power savings
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You know you're living near wind turbines when you start scheduling your TV time based on the wind speed. "Sorry, honey, we can't watch Netflix tonight. The wind is too calm.
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