5 Jokes About Wife In Urdu

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Mar 27 2025

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Fashion Police

Shopping for traditional Urdu outfits
My wife insisted I wear a sherwani for a family function. I felt like a Bollywood actor, but I tripped over the long hem. Now I know why they don't show the heroes doing action scenes in traditional attire.

Lost in Translation

Navigating the language barrier with my wife in Urdu
Trying to impress my wife with my Urdu skills, I told her she was my "Mehbooba." Turns out, it means beloved, not someone who puts up with my bad jokes. Lost in translation, I guess.

Cooking Adventures

Attempting to cook Urdu dishes
My wife asked me to make kebabs. I proudly presented my creation, and she said, "Ye kya hai? Seekh kebab nahi, secret kebab lag rahe hain." Well, my culinary experiments are more like a mystery than a meal.

Lost and Confused

Navigating the world of Urdu proverbs
My wife told me, "Jaisa des, vaisa bhes." I thought it was profound advice about fitting in. Turns out, it means "When in Rome, do as the Romans do," not a fashion statement about sheep.

Auto-Correct Fails

Texting in Urdu gone wrong
Trying to be poetic, I texted my wife, "Tum meri zindagi mein chaand ki tarah chamakti ho." Autocorrect had other plans – it changed "chaand" to "chaat." Now she thinks I find her as appealing as street food.

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