5 Jokes For Wife Fishing

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Updated on: Aug 09 2024

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The Culinary Expert Gone Fishing

When your wife sees fishing as a means to an end – a gourmet meal
Went fishing with my wife, and she asked, "Do fish have names before we eat them?" I said, "Not yet, but you can call that one 'Dinner.'

The Reluctant Fisherwoman

When your wife is less than thrilled about fishing
My wife asked if fishing was a catch-and-release sport. I said, "Of course, unless you're talking about your interest in this activity.

The Enthusiastic Fisherman

When your wife gets way too excited about fishing
Went fishing with my wife, and she insisted on using this high-tech lure that cost a small fortune. I told her, "Honey, I've been using the same lure for years." It's called a dollar bill – works every time.

The Fishing Guru Wife

When your wife becomes an overnight fishing expert
My wife caught a small fish, and she said, "It's not about the size; it's about the technique." I'm just hoping she never applies that philosophy to gift-giving.

The Fashionista Fisherwife

When your wife is more concerned about her outfit than the fish
My wife caught a fish, and the first thing she said was, "Quick, take a picture for my Instagram. #FishermanChic.

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