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What did the widow say to the beekeeper? 'Can you help me find a new 'hive' for myself?
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Why did the widow become a detective? She had a knack for solving 'cold cases'!
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What did the widow say to her late husband's wardrobe? 'It's time for some 'clothes'-ure!
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Why did the widow start a rock band? She wanted to find a new 'tune' in life!
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I was chatting with a friend about dating, and he said he's into mature women. I told him, Dude, there's a fine line between mature women and widows. You might want to double-check your dating app filters.
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I recently attended a funeral, and the widow asked me to say a few words. I said, Sure, I've always been good with words. But I must warn you, my vocabulary is so bad, I once said 'condolences' instead of 'congratulations' at a wedding. Let's hope I don't mess this one up.
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I was at a wedding recently, and the bride's grandmother was dancing like there was no tomorrow. I thought, Wow, she's really seizing the moment. Turns out, she was a widow and just really good at making the most out of every moment. Dance on, Grandma, dance on.
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You know, I recently heard someone say that laughter is the best medicine. But if you're a widow, I'm pretty sure the second-best medicine is a good life insurance policy. Laughter might not cover those bills, folks!
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I met this guy who claimed to have a black belt in karate. I asked him if he's ever had a real challenge, and he said, Yeah, I fought my wife for the TV remote. I said, Buddy, that's not a black belt, that's a widow-maker!
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You know you're getting old when your idea of a wild night is staying up past 10 p.m. Meanwhile, widows are out there pulling all-nighters dealing with insurance paperwork. Life hack: If you want to feel young, just marry an insurance agent.
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You ever notice how life is like a box of chocolates? Well, widowhood is like getting a box of chocolates but finding out someone ate all the good ones, and now you're left with the nuts. It's like Forrest Gump meets Widow Gump – Mama always said, Widowhood is like a box of almonds.
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I asked my grandma for relationship advice, and she said, The key to a successful marriage is compromise. Then she winked and added, But if you really want your way, just outlive 'em. Grandma, the original relationship strategist.
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I went to a psychic the other day, and she told me I would encounter a dark-haired widow who would change my life. I thought, Great, just what I need – a woman who's already been through someone else changing her life. Talk about emotional baggage!
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