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Ever wonder why bananas have those perfect natural wrappers? They're like the superheroes of the fruit world. 'I'm sorry, I can't save the day right now. I'm too busy keeping my potassium levels intact.'
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Bananas are like the optimists of the fruit bowl, always trying to encourage the other fruits. 'Come on, apple, you can't stay green forever. Just look at me, I went from green to yellow!'
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The banana going to the doctor is probably the bravest banana I've ever heard of. 'Doctor, I'm feeling mushy inside.' 'Well, that's just the banana's version of an existential crisis.'
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Have you ever noticed how bananas turn brown so fast? It's like they're auditioning for the role of avocados in the fruit drama of life. 'I'm ripe, I'm ripe... and now I'm overripe.'
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You know why bananas are so appealing to the doctor? They're the only patients that come with their own health barometer. 'One look at that peel, and I can tell you've had a stressful week.'
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Imagine the banana waiting room at the doctor's office. You've got oranges rolling around, apples standing tall, and then there's the banana, just chilling there like, 'Well, I hope they don't find out I slipped and fell.'
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If a banana goes to the doctor, I wonder if it gets medical advice or just tips on how to keep its cool under pressure. 'Doc, I'm getting too ripe too quickly.' 'Have you tried hanging out with the cucumbers?'
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Why did the banana go to the doctor? I bet it was tired of being the butt of everyone's smoothie jokes. 'Hey, banana, feeling a bit bruised today?'
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Why did the banana go to the doctor? I mean, can you imagine the doctor's surprise? 'Oh, what seems to be the problem?' 'Well, doc, I'm feeling a little unpeeled today.'
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