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Who's got the most knowledge about vegetables? The lettuce. It's well 'head'!
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Who's got the power to make you smile? The electrician, because he's shockingly funny!
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Who's got the best ? The comedian who took a good, hard look at life and found it hilarious!
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Who's got the key to happiness? The locksmith, because he knows how to unlock it!
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Who's got the best jokes about construction? The one with a solid foundation in humor!
Who's Got the Password to the Wi-Fi?
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We live in a world where knowing the Wi-Fi password is more crucial than having a key to the front door. It's the modern-day version of open sesame. The only time I'm interested in my neighbor's well-being is when their Wi-Fi signal is stronger than mine.
Who's Got the TV Volume Control?
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Ever had that moment when a commercial comes on, and the volume is suddenly 100 times louder than the show? It's a race to find the remote and lower the volume before your eardrums explode. Who's got control over the TV volume? It's like an audio rollercoaster you never asked to ride.
Who's Got the Keys to the Family Car?
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Being the designated driver is like holding the keys to the city. Everyone suddenly becomes your best friend. Hey, can I get a ride? It's a responsibility I never wanted, but now I have the power to veto questionable song choices and control the temperature settings.
Who's Got the Airplane Armrest?
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The real test of a relationship is when you're on an airplane, and there's only one armrest between two seats. It's the battle of the elbows. Who's got control over the armrest? Forget about the mile-high club; we're now in the elbow supremacy club.
Who's Got the AUX Cord in the Car?
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Have you ever been in a car where the battle for the AUX cord is more intense than the Indy 500? It's like a DJ showdown, and suddenly everyone's a music critic. What do you mean you don't like my '90s boy band playlist? It's a masterpiece!
Who's Got the Gym Locker Combination?
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At the gym, remembering your locker combination is the real workout. It's a mental challenge I never signed up for. I spend more time staring at the lock than actually lifting weights. If only they handed out medals for successfully opening a combination lock.
Who's Got the Last Slice of Pizza?
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Let's talk about pizza etiquette. When there's just one slice left, it turns into a Shakespearean drama. To eat or not to eat, that is the question. Suddenly, everyone's pretending they're on a diet until someone finally grabs it, and all hell breaks loose.
Who's Got the Secret Family Recipe?
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Every family has that one dish everyone raves about, and it's guarded like a national treasure. Trying to get the secret recipe is like trying to crack a code. Who's got the family recipe for Grandma's legendary lasagna? It's like winning the culinary jackpot.
Who's Got the TV Remote?
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You ever notice how in every household, there's this unspoken battle for the TV remote? It's like a high-stakes game show. Who's got the remote tonight? It's the only time my family members move faster than the contestants on The Amazing Race.
Who's Got the Office Coffee Mug?
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In the office, the unspoken hierarchy is determined by the coffee mugs. If you've got the boss's mug, you're practically the CEO. I once accidentally took the CEO's mug and suddenly found myself in a meeting discussing company strategy. Thanks, ceramic career boost!
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