7 Jokes For Whimper

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Updated on: Jun 18 2025

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What did the sad potato say? 'I'm just a chip... off the whimper block.
Why was the music teacher always sad? Because he found treble wherever he went, and it made him whimper!
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? 'I look grate, but sometimes I feel a little whim-purr.
What did the loaf of bread say to the butter? 'Don't spread rumors, or I might whimper!
What do you call a sad strawberry? A whimper-ry!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing, and it made it whimper!
I told my dog a joke, and it made him whimper. Guess it was too 'paw' for him!

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