9 Jokes For Where Are You

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Updated on: Apr 05 2025

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Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many ticks and tocks and needed some peace and quiet to find its 'zen' time.
Why did the cloud go to therapy? It had a lot of emotional baggage and needed help finding its silver lining.
Why did the bicycle go to therapy? It was tired of being two-tired and needed help finding its balance in life.
Why did the smartphone go to therapy? It needed to find itself on the map and answer the eternal question: 'Where are you?
I asked my GPS for relationship advice. It said, 'Recalculating. Make a U-turn and find someone new.
I asked my coffee, 'Where are you when I need you the most?' It replied, 'Filtering through the daily grind.
I asked my money, 'Where are you when I need you?' It replied, 'Making a run for it in someone else's wallet.
I asked my cat, 'Where are you?' It replied, 'In a state of purr-plexity.
Why did the book go to therapy? It had too many unresolved plot issues and needed to find its 'happy ending.

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