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Have you ever tried assembling IKEA furniture without looking at the instructions? What do you get when you mix Swedish ingenuity with blind optimism? A bookshelf that's 90% functional and 10% abstract art. Who needs those extra screws anyway?
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You ever wonder, what do you get when you accidentally hit "reply all" to an office email with a snarky comment? It's not just an email; it's a career-limiting confession. Welcome to the "Oops, I didn't mean to send that" club. We meet Fridays at the unemployment office.
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You ever wonder, what do you get when you combine a self-checkout machine with someone who can't figure out how to scan a barcode? A high-stakes game of "Guess the Produce Price." Is this organic kale or a diamond necklace? The world may never know.
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You ever wonder, what do you get when you're stuck behind a slow driver in the fast lane? It's like being in a real-life version of "The Tortoise and the Furious." I'm just trying to get to work, not reenact a bedtime story.
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Ever notice how escalators have that awkward moment when you reach the end, and you're supposed to gracefully step off? What do you get when you mix vertical movement with an unexpected dismount? A split-second ballet performance starring you as the reluctant prima ballerina.
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What do you get when you let your phone battery die in the middle of an important conversation? A modern-day game of Russian Roulette, where the bullets are missed memes and unopened messages. It's not just a blackout; it's social sabotage.
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What do you get when you accidentally reply "you too" to the waiter who told you to enjoy your meal? A one-way ticket to the Awkward Express, making stops at Cringe City and Regretsville. Bon appétit, indeed.
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What do you get when you try to fold a fitted sheet? An ancient origami puzzle that mocks you from the linen closet. Seriously, it's like trying to put a fitted sheet into a square-shaped black hole.
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You ever wonder, what do you get when you combine a rainy day with a broken umbrella? It's not just a walk in the rain; it's a dramatic performance of "Drenched and Disheveled: The Tragic Comedy.
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