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What do you get if you cross a cat and a lemon?
When life gives you lemons, but your cat couldn't care less.
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Ever try crossing a cat and a lemon? It's like having a pet that constantly gives you a zest for life.
What do you get if you cross a tree and a bicycle?
The tree wants to stand tall, but the bicycle just wants to lean.
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Ever tried hugging a tree on a bike? Let's just say my hybrid creation is branching out into new forms of transportation.
What do you get if you cross a computer and a refrigerator?
The computer wants to stay cool, but the refrigerator insists on freezing everything.
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My computer-fridge hybrid is so smart; it knows when I'm hungry and offers me cold storage solutions.
What do you get if you cross a chicken and a kangaroo?
The chicken wants to fly, but the kangaroo insists on hopping everywhere.
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Crossing a chicken with a kangaroo seemed like a good idea until the kangaroo started laying eggs and the chicken demanded a pouch.
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