5 Jokes For What Do You Get If You Cross

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Feb 26 2025

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What do you get if you cross a cat and a lemon?

When life gives you lemons, but your cat couldn't care less.
Ever try crossing a cat and a lemon? It's like having a pet that constantly gives you a zest for life.

What do you get if you cross a tree and a bicycle?

The tree wants to stand tall, but the bicycle just wants to lean.
Ever tried hugging a tree on a bike? Let's just say my hybrid creation is branching out into new forms of transportation.

What do you get if you cross a computer and a refrigerator?

The computer wants to stay cool, but the refrigerator insists on freezing everything.
My computer-fridge hybrid is so smart; it knows when I'm hungry and offers me cold storage solutions.

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a kangaroo?

The chicken wants to fly, but the kangaroo insists on hopping everywhere.
Crossing a chicken with a kangaroo seemed like a good idea until the kangaroo started laying eggs and the chicken demanded a pouch.

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?

The vampire wants blood, but the snowman is melting under the heat.
Why did the vampire build a snowman? So he could have something cold to bite into without risking a brain freeze.

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