18 Jokes For Wet Dream

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Updated on: Jun 26 2024

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What did one raindrop say to the other? 'Two's company, three's a cloud!
I dreamed I was a raindrop in a salsa jar. They called me the 'dipper'!
Why did the rain decide to have a wet dream? It wanted to make a splash in its sleep!
Why did the puddle get promoted? It rose to the occasion!
What do you call a dream where it's raining cats and dogs? A real 'purr-fect storm'!
What's a raindrop's favorite game? Drip and seek!
I had a dream about a giant watermelon. It was one in a melon!
My dream featured a rainstorm of soda. It was a real 'pop shower'!

The Aquatic Nightmare

You ever wake up from a dream thinking, Wow, I wish I could unread that? Yeah, last night I had a dream that was like Netflix, HBO, and the Discovery Channel all combined. I had a... let's call it a deep-sea adventure. I woke up feeling like I needed a snorkel and a lifeguard on standby!

Sleeping with the Fishes

I've heard of sleeping like a baby, but last night I think I slept like a dolphin. I had this dream that was a deep dive into the aquatic world. Woke up half-expecting to find a school of fish doing laps around my bed.

The Dreamland Tsunami

Dreams are fascinating until they turn into a category five tsunami in Dreamland. Last night, I woke up feeling like I'd taken a midnight swim in my own imagination. If dreams had ratings, mine would be PG-13 for water violence!

Subconscious Splash Zone

You know, they say dreams reflect your subconscious desires. Well, if that's the case, I've got one heck of an imagination. Last night, I dreamed I was in a water park with no lines, no tickets, just me in my own personal splash zone. Too bad my subconscious doesn't offer season passes!

The Slumber Soaker

Dreams are like a sneak peek into your brain's unedited director's cut. And let me tell you, last night's feature presentation was something else. I woke up feeling like I'd been through a monsoon, thanks to what I'll affectionately call my slumber soaker experience!

The Surreal Soaking

Ever had a dream so surreal, you're not sure if it's a blockbuster or a horror flick? Yeah, last night's dream was a cinematic experience – let's just say it was a surreal soaking! Woke up hoping I'd invested in waterproof pajamas.

Nocturnal Diving Lessons

I'm convinced that while we sleep, our brains host their own version of extreme sports. Last night, mine decided it was time for some nocturnal diving lessons. Let's just say I woke up feeling like I should have packed a towel and sunscreen for that adventure!

The Bedtime Splash Spectacular

Ever had a dream so vivid, you start wondering if you need to call a plumber? Last night's dream was like a front-row ticket to the bedtime splash spectacular! I woke up convinced I was auditioning for the role of a human submarine.

REM River Rapids

Dreams are like free tickets to the most bizarre amusement park. Last night, I rode the REM river rapids, and let me tell you, my pillow turned into a life raft real quick!

The Wet and Wild Slumber

You know those dreams where you wake up feeling like you've stumbled out of a theme park water ride? Yeah, last night's dream was the wet and wild slumber edition! I've never been to Atlantis, but apparently, my subconscious has an annual pass.

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