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What's a weeb's favorite currency? Ramen, because it's an instant noodle exchange!
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Why did the weeb bring a keyboard to the anime marathon? To type out all the emotions he couldn't express verbally!
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Why did the weeb start a band? To play the anime opening theme live and in surround sound!
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Why did the weeb bring a ladder to the anime convention? Because he wanted to reach new heights of fandom!
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Why did the weeb bring a fan to the restaurant? Because he wanted to experience authentic air-bento!
Anime Marathons
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Weebs love their anime marathons. I tried joining one once, but after the tenth hour, I realized I hadn't blinked in so long that my eyes were drying out. I've never been so dehydrated from watching animated characters power up for what felt like an eternity.
Weebs Anonymous
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You ever hear about Weebs Anonymous? Yeah, it's a support group for people who've realized they've spent more time watching anime than talking to real humans. They meet in a dark room and exchange their favorite waifu body pillows. It's like a cult, but with more body pillows and less chanting.
Naruto Runway
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You ever notice how Weebs always have their own runway walk? It's like a Naruto run mixed with the finesse of a catwalk model. I tried it once, but I tripped over my own feet and ended up looking like a penguin trying to escape a predator. Not my finest moment.
Anime Snacks
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Weebs have the weirdest snacks. I went to a friend's house, and instead of offering me chips, they handed me a bag of Pocky and said, Enjoy these while watching this season's best anime. I just wanted some Doritos, not a cultural immersion experience!
Weebs in Disguise
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You ever meet someone and think they're the most normal person until you see their anime tattoo peeking out from under their business suit? It's like, congratulations, you've successfully disguised yourself as a responsible adult, but your love for One Punch Man is showing!
Anime Dating Woes
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I tried dating a weeb once. It was going well until I asked her, What's your favorite position? And she replied, Sub or dub? I didn't know we were talking about anime! I guess my dating profile should've said, Looking for a relationship, not a Crunchyroll subscription.
The Weeb Workout
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I joined a gym recently, trying to get in shape. There's this new workout trend - the Weeb Workout. You basically lift body pillows instead of weights. I've never felt so judged by a bunch of animated characters staring at me while I try to do push-ups on a waifu pillow.
Lost in Translation
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You know, learning Japanese from anime is like learning English from Looney Tunes. I tried using my newfound language skills in Japan, and let's just say ordering sushi isn't as easy as yelling, Believe it! in a crowded restaurant.
The Weeb Wedding
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I attended a Weeb wedding recently. Instead of throwing rice, they threw cherry blossoms. The bride walked down the aisle to the Naruto theme, and the vows were exchanged using quotes from Sailor Moon. I thought it was cute until the priest shouted, By the power of love and anime, I now pronounce you... otaku and waifu! It's official – we've reached peak nerd romance.
Anime Con Mishaps
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I went to an anime convention once. It's the only place where you can find someone cosplaying as a giant Pikachu while arguing about the geopolitical implications of the last season of Attack on Titan. It's like a collision of fantasy and reality, and my brain is still recovering.
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