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Waiting in Line at the DMV
The eternal wait at the DMV
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I spent so much time waiting at the DMV that I started contemplating deep philosophical questions, like whether my existence is just a cruel joke written by a celestial DMV clerk.
Watching Online Tutorials
The struggle to learn something new online
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Learning to cook online is a rollercoaster. Step one: Chop the vegetables. Step two: Burn the onions. Step three: Order takeout. Congratulations, you've mastered the culinary arts.
Social Media Scrolling
The bottomless pit of time consumption that is social media
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Social media is the only place where you can spend an hour arguing with someone you've never met about a topic you barely understand. It's like a digital debate club with no winners, only more cat videos.
Waiting for the Elevator
The never-ending wait for the elevator
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I'm convinced that elevators have a secret society, and they only let you in when you've successfully wasted at least 10 minutes of your life waiting for them. "Welcome to the club; here's your honorary "I Survived the Elevator Wait" badge.
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