5 Jokes For Waste Of Time

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Dec 19 2024

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Waiting in Line at the DMV

The eternal wait at the DMV
I spent so much time waiting at the DMV that I started contemplating deep philosophical questions, like whether my existence is just a cruel joke written by a celestial DMV clerk.

Watching Online Tutorials

The struggle to learn something new online
Learning to cook online is a rollercoaster. Step one: Chop the vegetables. Step two: Burn the onions. Step three: Order takeout. Congratulations, you've mastered the culinary arts.

Social Media Scrolling

The bottomless pit of time consumption that is social media
Social media is the only place where you can spend an hour arguing with someone you've never met about a topic you barely understand. It's like a digital debate club with no winners, only more cat videos.

Waiting for the Elevator

The never-ending wait for the elevator
I'm convinced that elevators have a secret society, and they only let you in when you've successfully wasted at least 10 minutes of your life waiting for them. "Welcome to the club; here's your honorary "I Survived the Elevator Wait" badge.

Endless Meetings

The black hole of productivity known as meetings
I've discovered a new law of physics: the longer a meeting lasts, the slower time moves. If Einstein were alive, he'd be drafting equations for the time dilation effect of conference rooms.

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