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I tried to walk into the bank, but the revolving door kept going in circles. I guess it wanted a balanced financial statement!
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I decided to walk into a seafood restaurant and ordered a shrimp cocktail. The shrimp didn't laugh at my jokes; they were a bit shell-shocked!
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I told my cat I was going to walk into a seafood restaurant. It looked at me and said, 'You've got to be kitten me!
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I tried to walk into a coffee shop, but I got mugged. Turns out, it was a dark alley with a barista named Joe!
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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired of standing still. So, I decided to walk into the bike shop!
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I tried to walk into a bakery, but the door was jammed. I guess they kneaded some help!
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. So, I decided to walk into a new career!
Walk Into a Conversation About Sports
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Tried to impress some friends by walking into a sports bar and joining a conversation about the game. The only thing I scored that night was a seat at the bar, alone, contemplating why I thought a touchdown was something you did in a relationship.
Walking Into Fashion Disasters
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I tried to keep up with the latest trends in fashion, you know? Walked into this hip store thinking I'd come out looking like a fashion icon. Turns out, I walked into a sale on neon-colored parachute pants. Now I'm just trying to start a retro trend... unsuccessfully.
Walk Into a Horror Movie
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I thought it'd be a good idea to walk into a haunted house during Halloween. Spoiler alert: it wasn't. I walked into a room, the lights flickered, a ghost appeared, and I screamed like I'd just seen my credit card bill.
The Walk of Regret
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So, I decided to try this new workout routine, and they said the key is to walk into the gym every day. Well, let me tell you, the only thing I've walked into is a deep sense of regret and a lifetime membership to a place I avoid like the plague.
Walking Into Wisdom Teeth Removal
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They said I might say something embarrassing after getting my wisdom teeth removed. Well, I walked into the dentist's office like a philosopher and came out sounding like the love child of Shakespeare and a toddler with a speech impediment.
The Walk of Shame...Literally
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They say the walk of shame is bad, but have you ever walked into your office with two different shoes on? Yeah, that's the real walk of shame. Colleagues gave me a look like I was the avant-garde fashion guru of the century.
The Walk Into a Puddle
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You ever confidently walk down the street, and there's a puddle that seemingly came out of nowhere? I walked into that puddle like I was auditioning for the role of a human mop. Instant street credibility, I tell you.
Walk Into a Spa for the First Time
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Decided to treat myself to a spa day. Walked into the serene atmosphere, all calm and collected. The moment they told me to put on the robe, I realized I had no idea which way was up or down. I walked into that robe like I was trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded.
Walking Into a Parallel Universe
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Tried to use one of those revolving doors at a fancy hotel. I walked into the door, and suddenly I felt like I was in a parallel universe where doors have a personal vendetta against me. I just wanted to check in, not audition for the next action movie stunt double.
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