5 Jokes For Walgreens

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Mar 01 2025

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The Confused Tourist

Trying to make sense of the endless aisles and the concept of a 24-hour pharmacy
You know you're in a confusing place when you see a sign that says "One Hour Photo" and you wonder if that's the time it takes for your pictures or the time you'll spend trying to find the photo department.

The Overworked Cashier

Dealing with non-stop customers and bizarre purchases
The other day, someone bought a birthday card, a pack of diapers, and a sympathy card. I didn't know whether to say, "Congratulations?" or "I'm sorry?

The Lost Husband on a Mission

Attempting to buy the right product for their spouse without a clue
My wife asked me to pick up some makeup remover. I bought a sponge. Close enough, right?

The Late-Night Snacker

Trying to satisfy late-night cravings without being judged by the cashier
You know you've hit rock bottom when the cashier asks if you want a receipt, and you decline because you don't want evidence of your midnight snack addiction.

The Regular Customer

Balancing the embarrassment of buying personal items regularly
I bought a greeting card, and the cashier said, "Another one?" I'm just trying to keep Hallmark in business, okay?

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