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Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jan 02 2025

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Wedding Guest Woes

Enduring awkward vows
At a recent wedding, the bride vowed to love her husband, "even when he leaves dirty socks on the floor." I thought, "Wow, that's commitment. I can barely love myself through that.

Time-Traveling Minister

Vows across different eras
If you're doing a medieval-themed wedding, just remember, "I vow to be thy knight in shining armor" might sound romantic, but it also means you're signing up for a lifetime of jousting arguments.

Wedding Planner's Nightmare

Balancing vows and budget
My client wanted a unique vow experience, so I suggested vows inspired by their favorite TV shows. Now they're legally bound by, "I promise to be your lobster.

Divorce Lawyer's Perspective

Dealing with broken vows
I had a client who wanted a divorce because her husband vowed to "always be right." She said, "I didn't sign up for a lifetime subscription to 'Mr. Know-It-All.'

Marriage Counselor's Dilemma

Navigating conflicting vows
Marriage counseling tip: If your vows include "for better or worse," just know that "worse" sometimes involves someone stealing the covers in the middle of the night.

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