5 Vow Renewal Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 01 2025

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The Cheap Celebrator

Trying to save money on the vow renewal
I thought the vow renewal was BYOB – Bring Your Own Bouquet. My wife was not amused when I showed up with a dandelion.

The Forgetful Partner

Forgetting the original vows and making up new ones on the spot
The officiant said, "Repeat after me: For better or worse..." I said, "Is there a 'mostly better' option? Can we get some fine print here?

The Overachiever

Turning the vow renewal into a competitive event
My wife brought a PowerPoint presentation to the vow renewal. I thought it was a celebration, not a corporate review. I'm just waiting for my performance bonus.

The Reluctant Spouse

Dragged into a vow renewal against their will
My wife said, "It'll be just like our wedding day." Yeah, well, I didn't know our wedding day had a sequel – "The Return of the In-Laws.

The Social Media Addict

Turning the vow renewal into a public spectacle
I thought the officiant was there to join us in matrimony. Turns out, he was just there to hold the selfie stick.

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