7 Jokes For Vlad The Impaler

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Updated on: Jul 09 2024

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What's Vlad's favorite dessert? Stake cake – it's always a piercingly sweet treat!
Vlad's favorite dance move? The impale-and-twirl!
Vlad the Impaler tried stand-up comedy, but his jokes were a bit too pointed for the audience.
Vlad opened a gym. His fitness advice? Always have a sharp workout routine!
Vlad tried his hand at painting. His favorite style? Pointillism!
Vlad's favorite car? The Impala – because it's sharp on the road!
Vlad's favorite game as a kid? 'Pin the Stake on the Vampire' – he always aimed for the heart!

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