7 Jokes About Viola

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Updated on: Sep 16 2024

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What's a viola's favorite bedtime story? The String Beanstalk!
How do you make a viola sound beautiful? Sell it and buy a violin!
Why did the violist bring a pencil to the concert? In case they needed to draw a bow!
Why did the violist cross the road? To get to the second fiddle!
Why did the violist go to jail? They got caught with excessive scales!
What do you call a viola player with no significant other? Solo-ist!
What's a viola's favorite type of party? A string party!

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