9 Jokes For Vie

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Updated on: Jan 04 2025

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The bicycle couldn't stand on its own. It was two-tired of the 'vie'-cles in its life!
I tried to organize a 'vie'-brant party, but nobody showed up... I guess it was just a 'non-vie'-bration!
Life in the fast lane can be 'un-vie'-able sometimes!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his 'vie'-eld!
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of 'vie'-me!
I thought about going on a 'vie'-cation but decided against it. I can't afford the emotional baggage fees!
I tried to write a novel about 'vie'. Turns out, it was too life-like!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a big 'vie'-th!
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little 'vie'-ne!

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