5 Vicuous Mockery Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 22 2024

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Roommate Woes

Sharing a living space with someone who has questionable habits
I tried a "vicious mockery" intervention, telling my roommate their fashion choices were a crime against humanity. They retaliated by buying me a shirt that said, "Fashion Police Officer.

Online Trolls

Dealing with keyboard warriors and their virtual swords
I was called the punchline of the internet. I replied, "If I'm the punchline, you're the error message. At least people laugh at me voluntarily.

Dieting Dilemmas

Navigating the rocky road of cravings and willpower
I tried a new diet where you only eat in front of a mirror. The good news is I lost weight; the bad news is I gained a reputation as the vainest person in the lunchroom.

Family Reunions

Surviving the onslaught of relatives armed with personal questions
Grandma said I should take life more seriously. I told her my life is a comedy, and I'm just trying to get good reviews. She suggested I add a laugh track; I suggested she add Wi-Fi to her house.

Office Gossip

Navigating the treacherous waters of workplace rumors
I told my boss that their managerial skills were so last season, even fashion magazines wouldn't touch them. Now they've scheduled a team-building workshop at a runway show.

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