4 Jokes About Very Big Words

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Updated on: Aug 06 2024

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You ever notice how people love to throw around these very big words? I mean, they're like verbal peacocks strutting around, displaying their linguistic feathers. You know, sometimes I feel like I need a dictionary just to have a conversation with certain folks. It's like a secret society of syllables,
You ever get caught in the Thesaurus Tango? That awkward dance where you're trying to find a synonym for a word, but instead, you end up sounding like a misplaced Shakespearean character? I wanted to compliment someone on their cooking once, and instead of saying "delicious," I went with "exquisitely
Have you ever been in a conversation where someone drops a bombshell of a word, and you're just standing there like you're in the middle of a linguistic gymnastics routine? They've soared through the air with a triple-syllable twist, and you're attempting not to stumble on your basic vocabulary routine.
You ever feel like language is turning into a competition? Like, we're all participating in the Vocabulary Olympics, and some people are training for the gold medal in verbosity. I can see it now: "In the 100-Meter Monologue, the winner is... that guy who used 'ubiquitous' in a sentence while

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