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Velma's the brains of the Scooby-Doo gang, right? But have you ever wondered why she never invests in contact lenses? I mean, they'd save her so much time in finding those glasses. Maybe she's secretly in cahoots with the optometrist industry.
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Velma's been solving mysteries since forever, but has anyone ever tried to solve the mystery of why she's so attached to those round glasses? Fashion statement or does she just really like circles?
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You ever notice how Velma from Scooby-Doo always loses her glasses, but she never loses her patience? I'd be losing my mind if I couldn't find my glasses every time I needed to solve a mystery. "Jinkies!" turns into "Where are my glasses?" real quick.
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Velma's glasses are like a security blanket. She can't function without them. I bet if you took them away, she'd just be wandering around, bumping into things, asking, "Is someone there?" Mystery solved: Velma's lost without her glasses.
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Velma must have a sixth sense for finding her glasses. Imagine her at a carnival. "Step right up! Test your luck! Find Velma's missing glasses and win a prize!" Spoiler alert: Nobody wins.
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Velma's always the one discovering secret passages and hidden doors. Maybe she should use that talent to find a reliable glasses case. "Velma and the Case of the Vanishing Eyewear Accessories.
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Velma's glasses are like a plot device. Lose them, and suddenly, the gang has a new mystery to solve. I'm waiting for an episode where she intentionally misplaces them just to keep things interesting. "Let the games begin, Scooby-Doo!
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Velma's like a walking advertisement for the importance of a backup pair of glasses. She's always squinting and stumbling around. I'm just waiting for an episode where she discovers contact lenses and the whole gang high-fives in celebration.
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Velma's the MVP of finding hidden clues, but when it comes to her glasses, she's hopeless. It's like her superpower is canceling out her own ability to see. Maybe she needs a clue-finding dog for her glasses.
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