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Can we talk about the silent battle between men and the splash zone in public urinals? It's like a high-stakes game of dodgeball, and we're just hoping for a clean getaway. You can always tell the rookies – they're the ones with that deer-in-the-headlights look.
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Speaking of bathroom etiquette, can we address the awkwardness of waiting for someone to finish using the restroom? You're just standing there, trying to look casual, but inside you're doing mental gymnastics to pass the time.
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Have you ever tried explaining to a kid why adults take so long in the bathroom? It's like trying to describe quantum physics to a goldfish. "Well, you see, it's a complex process involving time, patience, and maybe a smartphone or two.
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Can we talk about those automatic flushing toilets in public bathrooms? I swear, they have a mind of their own. One second you're in the middle of a crucial business call, and the next, you're doing the bathroom limbo dance to avoid an unexpected flush. It's like they're auditioning for a dance competition.
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Finally, can we appreciate the irony of having a restroom sign that says "Employees Must Wash Hands"? I mean, shouldn't that be a universal rule? I don't want to play detective and try to figure out who's exempt from this basic hygiene practice.
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I recently had to go for a urology checkup, and they handed me a cup for a urine sample. I felt like a chemist in a makeshift lab trying to hit the target. It's all fun and games until you accidentally play a round of "miss the cup.
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Isn't it weird how we've all developed a secret language of nods and smiles when we accidentally make eye contact in the restroom? It's like we're part of an exclusive club with a strict "no talking" policy.
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You ever notice that the bathroom is the only place where reading material is not only acceptable but encouraged? It's like they want us to form a book club in there. "Hey, Bob, what did you think of Chapter 3? Riveting, right?
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Ever notice how the phrase "I need to use the restroom" suddenly becomes a covert mission when you're at a friend's house? It's like you're on a top-secret mission, trying to find the bathroom without disturbing the delicate balance of their home decor.
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