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What's a zombie's favorite gardening tool near the unmarked grave? The decom-pose-r!
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Why did the ghost refuse to haunt an unmarked grave? It found the place too 'dead' for its taste!
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What's a vampire's favorite kind of grave? An unmarked one – it's always in 'bite'-size portions!
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What did the mummy say about the unmarked grave? 'It's a real wrap party!
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Why did the skeleton start a band at the unmarked grave? It wanted to play the trom-bone!
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Why did the zombie choose an unmarked grave? It wanted a fresh start without any 'grave' responsibilities!
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Why did the unmarked grave apply for a job? It wanted to dig into a new career!
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My friend asked me to go on a treasure hunt with him. Little did he know; I'm a pro at finding unmarked graves. I suggested we search my backyard, and voila – pirate treasure or pet cemetery, it's all about perspective.
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I tried my hand at DIY home improvement. I painted my room a color called Mysterious Midnight. Little did I know; it was the same shade as the dirt on an unmarked grave. Now, every time I enter, I'm reminded that my decorating skills are burying it.
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My fitness journey is going great. I've reached a point where my body is a temple – a temple built right next to an unmarked grave. Turns out, the graveyard shift and the graveyard diet have a lot in common.
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I was at a party last night, and someone brought up the topic of dating. I told them, My dating history is like an unmarked grave – full of skeletons, and you're never quite sure what you're gonna find when you dig deeper.
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I went to a comedy club the other night, and the audience was deader than an unmarked grave. I told a joke, and the silence was so profound, I thought I accidentally stepped into a library for ghosts.
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I tried geocaching recently. Turns out, I'm excellent at it. But instead of finding hidden treasures, I just keep stumbling upon suspiciously fresh patches of soil. Geocaching or grave-robbing? Let's call it a surprise adventure.
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I joined a cooking class recently. They said, Cook with love. Well, let me tell you, my lasagna is so full of love; it could bring back the dead. Or at least, create an unmarked grave for my guests' taste buds.
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I decided to start journaling to express my feelings. Day one: Dear Diary, my life is like an unmarked grave – full of unanswered questions, mysterious pasts, and occasional visits from raccoons. Who said journaling can't be poetic?
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You know, I recently discovered that there's a term for my morning routine – it's called digging my own unmarked grave. I hit the snooze button so many times; even my alarm clock has given up and retired to the afterlife.
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