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Updated on: Apr 26 2025

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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
I told my dog he's not allowed to chase cars. Now he just sits there and judges them.
I asked the librarian if the library had a book on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you, und you know it.
Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker? Because he was outstanding in his field, undeterred by crows!
I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!

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