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Plastic Surgeon
Dealing with clients who want to fix their "ugly" features.
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I once had a client who wanted me to fix their "ugly" ears. I said, "Sure, we can pin them back, but we can't fix the fact that you still think it's the '90s.
Dating App Developer
Creating a dating app for people who fear being judged as "ugly".
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I overheard someone say, "I swiped left because they looked too good." Now that's a first – rejecting someone for being too attractive. My app is breaking new ground in the world of online dating.
Beauty Pageant Judge
Judging the ugliest contestants in a beauty pageant.
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The winner of the ugliest beauty pageant gets a trophy and a year's supply of makeup. Because if we can't fix it, let's at least cover it up.
Mirror Salesperson
Selling mirrors to people who think they are ugly.
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Selling mirrors is a delicate business. It's all about finding the right balance between honesty and a sale. "This mirror reflects your true beauty," I say, discreetly covering up the cracks.
Comedy Club Bartender
Serving drinks to a crowd reacting to jokes about "ugly" topics.
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Someone once told me they come to comedy clubs for laughter therapy. I guess that's why we have a two-drink minimum – it takes at least that much to find the courage to laugh at your own reflection.
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