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Why did the typo start a band? It heard music could fix everything, even errors.
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Why did the typo become a gardener? It wanted to help things grow, even the mistakes.
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I made a typo in my math homework. Instead of finding X, I found myself at the wrong answer.
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Why did the typo apply for a job in a bakery? It wanted to knead some dough.
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Why did the typo become a stand-up comedian? It wanted to get its act together.
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I was texting my fitness instructor about a workout plan, and instead of 'Let's hit the gym,' it changed to 'Let's hit the ham.' I've never felt so conflicted about exercise!
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Auto-correct thinks it's the boss of me. I texted my friend, 'I'll be there in a typo.' Now, I'm meeting him at the top of a mountain!
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You ever notice how spell check is like that friend who's always trying to fix your life? I wrote 'I'm feeling grumpy,' and it changed it to 'I'm feeling Trumpy.' Now I have Secret Service agents following me to the grocery store!
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My phone changed 'Sorry, I can't make it' to 'Soy, I can't make it.' Now I'm stuck explaining to my friend why tofu is preventing me from attending his party!
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I sent a heartfelt message to my grandma, and instead of 'You mean the world to me,' it changed to 'You bean the world to me.' Well, at least it's a leguminous declaration of love!
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I was texting my mom about a recipe, and instead of 'I need flour,' it changed to 'I need flowers.' Now my mom thinks I'm on a weird gluten-free diet with a floral twist!
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I texted my colleague, 'Let's discuss the project tomorrow,' and it transformed into 'Let's dissect the project tomorrow.' I didn't know whether to bring my laptop or a scalpel to the meeting!
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I sent a romantic message to my partner saying, 'You light up my wife.' Thanks, auto-correct, for turning my love life into a faulty light bulb!
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I texted my boss, 'I'll be late due to a meeting.' Thanks to auto-correct, it became, 'I'll be late due to a meteor.' HR wasn't impressed with my extraterrestrial excuse!
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