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Why did the two priests go to the coffee shop? They heard the coffee was divine!
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Why did the two priests bring a ladder to the bar? They heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the two priests open a bakery? They wanted to make a little extra communion dough!
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Why did the two priests start a gardening club? They wanted to grow their faith together!
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Why did the two priests go to the comedy club? They heard the jokes were 'divinely' funny!
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Why did the two priests become stand-up comedians? They wanted to deliver 'holy' punchlines!
Divine Dilemmas
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So, two priests walk into a fast-food joint. They're standing there, arguing over whether to order the Heavenly Hotdog or the Purgatory Pizza. I guess even priests can't resist the temptation of fast-food sins.
Blessings in Disguise
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Two priests walk into a costume party. I thought they were dressed as priests, but turns out, they were undercover as holy clowns. It's hard to take them seriously when they're blessing people with balloon animals.
Confession Confusion
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Two priests walk into a comedy club. I thought they were there to confess their sins, but turns out, they were just looking for some divine inspiration. I hope my jokes are blessed enough for their ears.
Heavenly Competition
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So, two priests walk into a bakery. I guess they were having a holy roll competition. I didn't know communion wafers had a taste test, but apparently, it's a divine bake-off.
Holy Showdown
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You know, they say two priests walk into a bar. I thought it was the beginning of a joke, but it turns out it was just confession night, and the barman didn't sign up for that level of spiritual intervention.
Sermon in the Sky
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So, two priests got on a hot air balloon. I guess they wanted to take their sermons to new heights. The only problem was, every time they tried to preach, the wind carried their words away. It was like a celestial game of telephone, and the heavens weren't great with reception.
Holy High-Five
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I saw two priests playing a game of chess at the park. When one of them won, he yelled, Checkmate! and the other replied, You just got 'blessed' by the bishop! I didn't know priests were so competitive – they're like the spiritual grandmasters of strategy games.
Sermon at the Supermarket
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I saw two priests at the supermarket the other day. One was in the produce section, blessing the fruits and veggies, while the other was in the snack aisle, exorcising the potato chips. It was like a spiritual tug-of-war between health and temptation.
Sacramental Soccer
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Did you hear about the two priests who started a soccer team? They called it The Holy Rollers. Their secret weapon? Divine intervention. I mean, how do you compete against a team that has a direct line to the big guy upstairs?
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