5 Jokes For Two Part

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Dec 20 2024

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The Pet Lover

Dealing with a mischievous pet.
My parrot learned to mimic my alarm clock. Now every morning, I wake up to "Beep, beep, beep, rise and shine!" My parrot is clearly a morning person.

The Coffee Addict

When the coffee machine is broken at work.
I asked the IT guy to fix the coffee machine. He said, "I'm an IT guy, not a miracle worker." I said, "Well, a functioning coffee machine would be a miracle right now.

The DIY Enthusiast

Trying to assemble IKEA furniture.
I called IKEA customer service and said, "I need help with my wardrobe." The guy replied, "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" I didn't realize my wardrobe had a reboot button.

The Tech Geek

Dealing with slow internet.
I called my internet provider to complain about the speed. They told me to be patient; the pixels were on their way.

The Gym Enthusiast

Trying to impress someone at the gym.
I asked the trainer for a personalized workout plan to impress someone. He handed me a mop and said, "Start with sweeping, it's a great warm-up.

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