6 Jokes For Two Irishmen

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Updated on: Dec 13 2024

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Two Irishmen walk into a pet store. They ask, 'Do you have any goldfish?' The clerk responds, 'Do you want an aquarium?' They reply, 'We don't care about the aquarium, we just want the goldfish!
Two Irishmen are building a house. One puts down a plank, and the other says, 'Careful now, don't nail yourself in!
Two Irishmen are fixing the roof. Which one is a supervisor? The one with the nail!
Two Irishmen are chatting in a pub. One says, 'I got fired from the calendar factory.' His friend asks, 'What did you do?' He replies, 'I took a day off!
Two Irishmen walk into a bar and order five rounds of drinks. Bartender asks, 'Are you celebrating something?' 'Aye,' says one, 'We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It only took us five months!
Two Irishmen walk into a bakery. One says to the other, 'Do you smell bread?' The other says, 'I do. It's probably a toast to our friendship!

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