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Why did the twisted tea go to therapy? Because it had too many steep-seated issues!
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What did the tea bag say to the kettle? Stop boiling, you're making me dizzy!
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What's a tea's favorite type of book? Mystery novels - they love a good steep!
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What do you say to an overly excited tea? 'Calm down, you're steeping over the edge!
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You know you've hit rock bottom when your drink sounds like a yoga pose gone wrong. 'Yeah, I was attempting the Twisted Tea, but I pulled a muscle and spilled it all over myself. Namaste, everyone!'
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You ever had one of those nights where you start with Twisted Tea and end up with twisted ankles, twisted stories, and a twisted sense of pride? Yeah, me neither... every weekend.
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Twisted Tea – because life is too short to drink beverages that don't come with a 'What the heck did I just consume?' moment. It's not just a drink; it's a life experience and maybe a questionable decision or two.
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Twisted Tea – because who needs a fortune teller when your beverage is already predicting your future regrets? It's like a crystal ball, but instead of seeing success, you see questionable decisions and a lot of spilled tea.
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I tried to make a Twisted Tea at home, but it turns out mixing regular tea with a sense of disappointment doesn't quite have the same kick. Maybe it's a secret ingredient – like regret, but in liquid form.
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Twisted Tea, the only beverage that can make you question both your choice of drink and your life decisions simultaneously. One sip, and suddenly you're reevaluating your entire existence – like, 'Why did I think mixing alcohol and iced tea was a good idea?'
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They say laughter is the best medicine, but have they tried Twisted Tea? It won't cure anything, but you'll be too busy laughing at your life choices to care. It's like a therapy session in a can, with a twist.
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Twisted Tea, because sometimes regular tea just doesn't cut it. You've had a tough day, and you're like, 'I need my tea to have a little more edge, a little more rebellion – maybe a splash of regret.'
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I introduced my friend to Twisted Tea, and now he won't stop thanking me – mainly because every time he takes a sip, he forgets all his problems. It's not a solution, but it's a temporary amnesia in a can.
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